Excuse Generator
Plausible-sounding excuses, on demand. "My cat ate my keys, and…"
Click "Give me an excuse" for an instant alibi, or generate a whole batch.
About this tool
Random excuses combining a quirky subject with a calamitous predicate and an unhelpful complication. Useful for sketches, party games, late-arrival notes, or just laughs. Strictly fictional — please don't actually email these to your boss.